So after my wife and I had our third child we took a look at our lives and realized there was nothing left to do. We had reached that perfect level, our amazing family of four was complimented by adding our wildest and probably most rambunctious little one.
We sat and had a long…
looooooooooooong…
loooooooooooooooooooong…talk.
When I say long talk it was basically “alright we had Tobias that’s it we’re done.”
So the next step was to ensure we didn’t add more skin babies to the family and thus we come to a story of me getting snipped. The snipping of 2020 as it shall be known.
So Thursday I had my appointment to get the vasectomy done. I took a valium about an hour before the procedure. My majestic wife drove me to the office and back I went.

I was not expecting the feeling in my stomach, as most guys know any hit, punch, accidental tug makes your stomach turn. Well even with being numb down there you can 100% feel it in your stomach and when he tugged I almost threw up! Stronger stomach prevailed and I was good after that.
The recovery hasn’t been bad but I was extremely sore and passed out right at around 7 last night and didn’t wake up until about 7:40 this morning when my wife came to check on me.
So now I’m sitting on the couch, watching the first Cars movie with my youngest before my wife starts the errands. So I’m planning on doing some writing while I recover and maybe one or two updates since cant really do much.
My wife asked if I needed anything while she was out;Of course I asked for ice cream. She wanted to know what flavor I said it didnt matter it was for my balls. <—— name that movie!! (line might not be exactly the same)
So see you guys soon and remember always spay and neuter!!!
Thanks for taking one for the team babe!
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I would say any time but its literally a one and done kinda situation haha
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Lol, definitely
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Haha! Well that sounds like it was intense! I didn’t know low impact caused stomach pain (well, you learn something new every day!) I had a tubal ligation after our fifth was born…I really, really don’t think my husband would have had what you went through, lol. 😛
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It’s weird because when your numb it’s not like a sharp pain but could definitely feel the pressure in my stomach was not something I’d ever want to go through again more for the discomfort after the fact.
All in all glad it’s a one and done kinda thing!
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